16
May

soporificsedative:

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miriam adeney

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#been thinkin’ ‘bout this stuff a lot
16
May

dragonprincessmew:

tlirsgender:

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr’s favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don’t matter

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15
May

delphinidin4:

His sweatshirt reads, “Pro-child, pro-family, pro-choice”. His sash says “honored guest”. His pin says, “honorary sister”.

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15
May

embervoices:

bisexualbaker:

thatgaydemigodnerd:

bellbottom-jeans:

mirkwoodest:

thewhisperingescapes:

slumpyspaceprincess:

she-who-fights-and-writes:

lemon-embalmer:

lemon-embalmer:

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

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W H A T

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@rogha

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In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

And that’s the Pratchett approach

[Image: Screencap from Shrek 2; the text, “They don’t even have dental!” was changed to “They don’t even have France!”]

I mean, you can keep “God be with ye” if there are any gods* at all in your world, yeah? It’s not like it specifies which god…

* That you aren’t trying to get away from, anyway.

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#books #language #the pratchett approach my beloved #tolkien #terry pratchett
15
May

roadhogsbigbelly:

pussypopstiel:

pussypopstiel:

Its all “i love putting guys in situations” until were on a filler episode. Where are the REAL putting guys in situations lovers.

“It dosent progress the plot!!!” Have you never been on a whimsical journey that did nothing to change you as a person.

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#re: watching LOST #like yes there are like 20 eps per season so of course there is filler #but the one where the boys are having a bad time and then find a vw bus full of beer and get it running by divebombing a hill #entire hierarchy of needs filled
14
May
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14
May

arthurtxt:

dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

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14
May

bitchtoss:

Chloë Sevigny photographed by Andrew Vowles for Allure, March 2023

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#chloë sevigny #okay!
14
May
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#cunk on earth
14
May

riseswind:

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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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#howls moving castle
14
May

fairycosmos:

fairycosmos:

in your head what colour is the number 7? thursday? the word ‘opulence’?

the results are literally so polarizing hashtag drama!

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#like a cool green
13
May

armorbird-archive:

okccomputer:

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

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big fucking mood

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#heritage post #that dude is Paul Rudd
13
May
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#everything everywhere all at once
12
May

20th-century-man:

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Winona Ryder / photo by Joe McNally, 1994.

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#winona ryder
12
May

brieslarsons:

Elizabeth. I should have told you every day from the moment I met you…I love you. Requested by anonymous 

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#pirates of the caribbean #potc #I…… them…